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Become a Beta Tester

So. You've heard all the hype about being a beta tester: the sex, the glory, the cash-prizes. Well, listen, kid. Sure, some people make it that far. Some go farther. And yeah, some even go further. But don't think for a second that they didn't work their asses off to get there. It's a long, cold road, the kind they haven't even invented shoes for that'd be worth a damn.

In short, shorty: I don't think you're ready. Not yet, anyway. Keep training. We'll let you know when you're up to it.